【ban ca bach tuoc】GREG GUTFELD: It's so quiet you could hear a boob drop
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Greg Gutfeld: This Canadian woodshop teacher has a 'giant rack'
Greg Gutfeld and his guests take a closer look at the story about the Canadian teacher who wears oversized prosthetic breasts to class on 'Gutfeld!'
NEWYou can now listen to Fox News articles!Happy Tuesday. Oh, yes. I love you. I love every single one of you. I love every single one of you, even the unattractive ones. I love you even more. You've been through a lot being so ugly. Alright, it's time to get excited because we're doing this.
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NARRATOR: The audience decides the story!
Now, typically, I only give the audience two topics, but tonight I'm feeling generous and I propose a three-way. Why waste the Viagra, am I right? So I'll present each choice and then you'll applaud. And the one that gets the most hooting and hollering wins. You know, it's like a wet T-shirt contest at your local Cracker Barrel. Why did they stop that?
Topic one. Sweden could follow in America's footsteps and spiral into a recession because their GDP has shrunken more than expected. As you know, Sweden is famous for producing Ann-Margret and wood. Who likes that one? Alright, not into Sweden. It's too bad we had that ABBA medley ready to go. Topic two, a story we've barely covered. The Canadian trans teacher with fake breasts so huge, the cupsize is Himalayas. Not bad. Not bad. Okay, that's good. That's good. Now onto topic three. Elon Musk will be here on set to share a discovery of a substance that will cure aging, cancer and virtually all other diseases. It could triple our lifespans, and it's free to everyone. Holy crap. Wow.
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That's amazing. Alright, looks like Elon and the aging cure is the winner here. Sorry, My producer, just being told in my ear that the bad weather has canceled Elon's flight. Yeah, he can't make it. He can't make it. Well, son of a b*tch, looks like Captain